Hefty as f*ck

Around 750g of "I'm not sharing" energy. We won't judge, we get it.

About 12 pieces

Become the talk of the gathering or enjoy at your own pace at home.

Gift-ready

Enchanting for birthdays, hookups, bribes, or just to gift your little self.

7" not enough?

These beasts are thick, moist and fully loaded... with tasty chunks!

Chocolate

You're in for a chocolate knockout. It’s legal, but you’ll wonder why.

£24. 00

Apple Crumble

Just like grandma wishes she could make. No shade, we know she rocks!

£24. 00

Oreo

Good luck stopping. But suuuure, go ahead and “just try one bite” :)

£24. 00

Biscoff®

Therapy? This Biscoff brownie is the comfort you need. You’re welcome.

£24. 00

Strawberry

Nesquik and freeze-dried strawberry. True bold strawberry power move.

£24. 00

Mixed Brownies

Can't decide? Get a mixed box and we can decide for you.

£24. 00

Baked Crisps

Yeah, you read right. Next crazy step: Monster Munch. Please stop us!

£24. 00

Bakewell

A tart bold twist with lots of raspberries, almonds and zero limits.

£24. 00

a personal touch

Really for you

Instead of cutting our brownies from a huge tray, we bake each one individually, just for you. The result is a perfect range of textures, from the caramelised edges to the rich fudgier center. Our brownies will slap all your senses, not whisper to them.

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